鸣人：我刚刚去水果店买了15元的水果，给了老板100元，老板找了我95元，真是傻，哈哈！

    雏田：那你买的水果呢？

    鸣人：呆住

    一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

    志乃在阿迪达斯实体店买双鞋，800多，回头在网上找一模一样的才400多。

    志乃就又在网上买了双，然后把实体店的退了。

    牙跟志乃说，网上的是便宜可能是高仿的！

    志乃说：没事，我把网上买的退给实体店了···

    一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

    勘九郎：“我的表不走了，想修一下。”

    我爱罗：“我帮你修吧，明天来取就行。”

    一一一一一一一一一一一第二天一一一一一一一一一一一

    勘九郎：“我的表呢？”

    我爱罗：“它走了···”

    一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

    论学霸与学渣的区别

    鸣人：雏田，英语要怎么才能考及格？

    雏田：把听力题空着。

    一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

    鼬：“佐助你小时候爱玩什么游戏啊？”

    佐助：“捉迷藏。”

    鼬：“为什么？”

    佐助：“等别人藏好了，我就回家吃饭。”

    一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

    鼬qq上拒绝妹子告白。

    妹子：“你要不要试着喜欢我？”

    鼬：“我”

    妹子：“等等，给我一个字回答。”

    鼬：“嫑。”

    一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

    鹿丸：“好困

    井野：“为什么你每天怎么睡都睡不够？”

    鹿丸：“情商太高，为情所困

『加入书签，方便阅读』